Ah, send me to Tahiti for a week.
Richard, Flat? No way!
I'll have a nice cool iced tea to go before I hit the 101 to go home. Make it a tall one, as traffic is BAD.
Ah, send me to Tahiti for a week.
Richard, Flat? No way!
I'll have a nice cool iced tea to go before I hit the 101 to go home. Make it a tall one, as traffic is BAD.
ANYWHERE, as long as I'm in the motorhome...and it's working properly.![]()
Another lame joke to go along with Captain's,
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because he won't come anyway!
Bwwwwaaaahhhaaahhhaaahhaaaaa....heeeheeeehee....te ehee....sometimes I crack myself up.
Yeah, I need a DOTD, or two or three. Aw h*ll, just give me the usual pitcher full for now.....maybe my week will start going better once I finish the entire pitcher.![]()
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
Richard Flat? Richard Flat? Hmmmm.... wasn't he the one who played the music for the Beverly Hillbillies with Earl Scruggs???![]()
(flat and scruggs???)
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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What do you call a man floating in your pool?...Bob....
What do you call a man hanging on your wall?....Art...
What do you call a man in the bank?...Rich...
How am I doing Captain????
OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............
It must be Thursday
P.S. I like those, Sara ......., and T&PM!!!
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
Oh no..the gal with no legs?Originally Posted by captain
her name is Eileen....
A double lemon drop for david and A/c for MM.
A open Highway for T&P.
A ticket for Cap't. so she can meet my boss (LOL, I love girl fights!) one pitcher of the DOTD...
MOFF, for you a CD of the Beverly Hillbillies!and a Cherry Lemonade.
REDD gets a helicopter..
And ES...
You continually amaze me. My mom said to me once.
Caras miras, pero corazones no...
(you see faces, but you can't see a heart....)
She's right. You cannot see a person's heart unless they let you.![]()
DONE!
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
Sorry, I can't think of not even one "bad" joke this morning, Sara, Captain, and T & P, I thought yours was so bad, they were funny!
I'll take a drink of the day, and with that in mind, I can't think of a place I would rather be right now than right here at home.
Richard Flat, well I don't believe that at all! You'll never be that!
Willie![]()
Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
Richard,Originally Posted by RICHARD
I don't fight like a girl ............ is that OK?
I don't SLAP, I punch - properly.
23 years of Martial Arts will do that to you.
OH, AND
What do you call a man with a shovel?
DOUG
What do you call a man who has lost his shovel?
DOUGLAS
ROTFLMAO .....![]()
M!
"No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."
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