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  1. 06-07-2006, 06:49 PM #1
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    Hang on - OxyMoron ............. Richard Flat???????
    Nope, can't be .....

    Come here Richard. You can sit with me if you like ..... I can make you laugh just with my accent ...

    DOTD please ........... hang on, you SIT there, and I will make drinks for us.

    Here are some pathetic jokes, to make you smile .........

    What do you call a man sitting in a tree?
    RUSSELL

    What do you call a man lying at your feet?
    MATT

    What do you call a man with NO legs?
    NEIL


    OH BOY, I could go on for days ..........

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    Ah, send me to Tahiti for a week.

    Richard, Flat? No way!

    I'll have a nice cool iced tea to go before I hit the 101 to go home. Make it a tall one, as traffic is BAD.

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    Another lame joke to go along with Captain's,

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    You don't because he won't come anyway!
    Bwwwwaaaahhhaaahhhaaahhaaaaa....heeeheeeehee....te ehee....sometimes I crack myself up.

    Yeah, I need a DOTD, or two or three. Aw h*ll, just give me the usual pitcher full for now.....maybe my week will start going better once I finish the entire pitcher.
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    Richard Flat? Richard Flat? Hmmmm.... wasn't he the one who played the music for the Beverly Hillbillies with Earl Scruggs???
    (flat and scruggs???)
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    What do you call a man floating in your pool?...Bob....

    What do you call a man hanging on your wall?....Art...

    What do you call a man in the bank?...Rich...

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    OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............

    It must be Thursday

    P.S. I like those, Sara ....... , and T&PM!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain
    OMyGoodness - we have descended into bad jokes .............

    It must be Thursday

    P.S. I like those, Sara ....... , and T&PM!!!
    Oh no..the gal with no legs?


    her name is Eileen....

    A double lemon drop for david and A/c for MM.
    A open Highway for T&P.
    A ticket for Cap't. so she can meet my boss (LOL, I love girl fights!) one pitcher of the DOTD...
    MOFF, for you a CD of the Beverly Hillbillies! and a Cherry Lemonade.
    REDD gets a helicopter..
    And ES...
    You continually amaze me. My mom said to me once.

    Caras miras, pero corazones no...

    (you see faces, but you can't see a heart....)

    She's right. You cannot see a person's heart unless they let you.

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