Hang on - OxyMoron ............. Richard Flat???????
Nope, can't be .....

Come here Richard. You can sit with me if you like ..... I can make you laugh just with my accent ...

DOTD please ........... hang on, you SIT there, and I will make drinks for us.

Here are some pathetic jokes, to make you smile .........

What do you call a man sitting in a tree?
RUSSELL

What do you call a man lying at your feet?
MATT

What do you call a man with NO legs?
NEIL


OH BOY, I could go on for days ..........

{{{hugs for FLAT OxyMoron RICHARD}}}