Wow, thankfully for your sanity that she is leaving! I'll do a jig!

She seems to be a bit neglectful.

I would say, "Sorry crazy lady, kitty tootsie rolls don't look like dog turds. In any case, my companion *knows* where to go potty."

Let me at her, let me at her! I would be raising hell if someone started screaming at my companions for no good reason (or any reason at all). I'm short tempered like that. Heh.

Poor you and poor Jamie! I hope she is feeling better and you regain your lost marbles.