Did you call Dell or Compaq Computer recently?

[Barbara]

I believe most of them were real. Computers are very smart. As soon as they see you have no idea they really treat you badly. We have a printer in the office that hates women. If it doesn't work the IT guy has to come and just lay his hand on it (I have seen that too often to doubt ) - and then it runs.

One more stupid joke: Here in Germany the East Frisians are what the blondes are internationally and there was this old joke that said- How can you say there was an East Frisian at your computer? Because there is Tippex on the screen.

[Vio&Juni]

My sister works for a GSM company and she gets all these ammendments to the contracts written and signed by customers. You'd wonder how do they know what a mobile phone is... We have an entire collection of these requests.

[DJFyrewolf36]

I really believe these are true calls. I worked in a call center for Cingular for a while and let me tell you, the problems some people have with thier cell phones is quite funny. A co worker got a call from a lady who insisted that she didn't do anything abnormal to her phone but it just wouldn't turn on then my co worker heard in the background the ladys small child saying "But mommy, you dropped the phone in the potty!" lol

Thanks for the laugh