Stupid lines from real people...

[VTJess03]

My husband is notorious for speaking before he thinks things through and then immediately getting that "duh, I should have known that" look on his face.

Here's an example:
The first time we watched "Pirates of the Caribbean", he commented on the scenery in the movie and asked me where I thought the movie was supposed to take place...


...I replied, "probably in the Caribbean"

[Cubby'sMom]

I'm a blonde, so I have my fair share of stupid lines lol, so here's one. I was talking to one of my friends and my sis and we were discussing a kind of sensitive matter, and I remember I was a little worried about stating my opinion, so I said to them, "I mean, I'm afraid to get you guys mad at me because of my opinions, but I don't have any opinions." That is one of my most blonde lines lol. I do have opinions, just for a heads up lol.

[lbaker]

I asked for a BLT just a few days ago and was asked "lettuce, tomato and mayo with that?". I wanted to say "no thanks.." and see how she made it