We *GOT* there; and we got *HOME*, too!

HOW - we're not quite sure about!

Mile anna half from Home - Dad checks for the Cell Dinger Fone ... NOT inna pokit!
Back under way after disturbin da Kat atta Howze to find da Fone ...
wunder what else we furgotz?

Checkin in atta Red Roof Rent-a-Pillow ... figgered out whet else got furgotz ...
NO Dawg Food inna Bus!
Aftur a lotta *whinin*, Dad went in a Kroger Store an came our wiffa lil baggie of Purina -
said it wouldn't kill us in two meals.

Had a purdy quiet nite AFTUR Cinders remembered she dint need ta "tell" Dad
every time sumbuddie walked past our door.

Believe it or not, but WE beat da Locals to da Show -
checked out da whole joint before Cincy, Sadie, Spotty Boy and Amy & Ralph
wandered in!
Then Gabbie and Miz Carrie showed up ...
anna few Folks we've met at summa da udder Dawggie Do's we've been to.

Kontest?

Yep, Dad paid a Buck to put Bowser inna "Fastest Eating Kontest - 20-45# Division."

They hadda good spot - onna end anna guy next plate over sorta turned his back - nobody ta "bother" da Bowz.
Took a while to get da Kontest "started" - Bowz lost a minnit affore he figgered out da Dinner Bell had *RUNG*.
Dad's purdy sure he only missed being a winner by about 4 pieces a Krunch onna plate!
Black Labbie won - he musta skipped brunch!
Ralph consoled Bowser wiffa thought that at least he got an Extra Meal outta da deal!

Best in Show went to the "Snow Dog Look-Alike" - but we ALL thunk
Kia kudda won inna heartbeat!

Gotta see what Dad managed to do wiffa Kamera ...
stay tuned.

/s/ SmokeMutt