Oh, RICHARD, sign me up for an Edster massage too, please! I forgot that you actually had to WORK when you go back to work! My muscles were aching where I didn't know I had muscles. Strawberries and champagne for me, but no Hans!
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Oh, RICHARD, sign me up for an Edster massage too, please! I forgot that you actually had to WORK when you go back to work! My muscles were aching where I didn't know I had muscles. Strawberries and champagne for me, but no Hans!
CJ's & Robin's too!
Oh, did I forget to mention that for the guys we've got Gerta. Think big buxom blonde German pushing out of her.....Barbara, what do you call those dresses the women wear during Oktoberfest? Not only can she handle 6 steins of beer in one hand, but she can really work you over with them too. David, if you're sore already, you might want to ask her to go easy on you.....Originally Posted by david p
More champagne for me, please. I'm off to my seaweed wrap. Sounds icky, but it's soooo soothing and warm and cozy. The only problem is they don't let you alone in the room long enough to doze off.
After the wrap, we head to the Scotch Hose/Swiss Shower. A room with about 25 shower heads spraying at you from all angles (gotta get all the seaweed off because it stinks to high heaven!). While you're being showered upon with all the shower heads, Hans stands there with a slightly less powerful fire hose and literally hoses you down from top to bottom, alternating hot and cold water. Hot water is wonderful, cold water is what they call "stimulating". I just call it cold!
When you're done in the shower, you get wrapped in a cozy warm terry towel bathrobe and sent to the pool area to relax and lounge and take in the whole experience. Aaaaaaahhhhhh..........
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
assisted living guy
Debbie, I'll take Gerta, but Donna dear can take over when she comes!
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One massage du Edster?
DONE!
MM,
The WORKS? DONE!
T&P
the Orc was in charge of the pedicures!
One bubbly? DONE!
K
One Edster massage and a glass of water with a twist.
DONE!
Corrina,
A dlc and a foot massage!
DONE!
Slick and Karen....
Toss the dogs into the Jacuzzi and add some soap!
A double BM for the Slickster!
DONE!
Gin i,
One biscuit massage?
DONE!
MOFF,
Show me the monkey!!
I'll take two!
Welcome, Beenie's mom...
Pedicure, facial, scrub and a drink?
DOne!
Welcome Brody's Mum,
An Edster special? No problem!
DONE!
(Have the both of you paid the initiation fee? One clean joke?).
T&P,,
LOL, you really know your way around the spa!!
like corrina said, your addiction could be worse......
Shopping?
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