Quote Originally Posted by slick
And isn't there some handsome guy who goes around and feeds us grapes???
Hans, his name is Hans, Slick, and he will feed you grapes if you want, or fan or palm leaf or do whatever you please. He is here simply for your pleasure.

I want to sign up for one of the Edster's massages too, please. That'll be to get me warmed up, then I want a "deep tissue" massage from Hans. At one of our spa weekends I had this girl who had what I would call a "light touch." When the massage was over I thought to myself "Ok, that was a pretty good warm up, now where's the real massage?" Both my mom and aunt had someone else and they were both complaining about how rough their person was and how they didn't like it. I was like.......do over!

Mmmm....champagne sounds wonderful, which cheese and fruit and Terry's absolute favorite, strawberries dipped in chocolate! Gee, I think this Thursday spa is great!

Oh, and Louie, sounds like your mom forgot the best part, the massage! Maybe you'd like spa day a little better if it came with a massage.