Midgetgem,

I can DEFINITELY related to your boredom! I'm unemployed (temporarily) and going out of my mind!! I can't go anywhere cuz I have no money to do anything and don't want to waste the only gas I have in my car unless I get a job. Believe me girl, I feel your pain! And you can only watch SO MUCH television. UGH!!!!

Stories?? Let me think...well, years ago in my drinking days, I went out with the girls. It was 2 a.m. and we were all pretty "embalmed". When we got to my apartment, I realized I locked myself out (I didn't need my keys because one of my friends was driving). I climbed up onto the overhang of the front door to try and climb into my bedroom window. That was locked too. We ended up having to call the fire department because I couldn't get down. Talk about embarassing!!! But I did meet a bunch of cute, hunky firemen!!

While I'm on a roll...(again, this was years ago), I had split up with my fiance' (he cheated on me) and moved out of the house (it was his house). What's the saying about a scorned woman??? Anyway, the stupid oaf left the spare key to the house in the same spot he always did. He was out of town so I snuck in, put itching powder in his underwear drawer, poked holes in all his condoms and raided his refrigerator.