I was updating my LJ and of course had to mention this yucky event that took up a lot of my morning time this morning. I came up with a few nifty diarrhea songs all by myself that explain how I awoke this morning so I thought I would share them. I think they are funny. lol


When you're waking up in the morning
And you smell a stench a roaring
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're feet hit the floor
and they slide forever more
Diarrhea
Diarrhea