Beautiful Edwina and handsome Eddie! You two certainly know how to dress properly for an event! What magnificent hosts. I have the haggis here, a nice big one as I am sure you will be more interested in the meat than in the neeps and tatties.

Do you have Auntie Slick lined up to give us a few blasts on her bagpipes? How about the poetry readings? I seem to remember a few poetic kitties on PT from times gone by.