Sweet, pretty girl! Who would believe that such an innocent face could mask such outrageous behavior?

You should live with us, Squiggley; you would be fasting pretty quickly since there is nothing on the counters or out there to tempt you! LOVE the story about skidding in the pizza! (O well, their fault for setting it within reach)

I'm sure you've calmed down a bit. After all, you were just hungry, right???

Congratulations, pretty lady! Enjoy your COTD status today and every day!!!