Wow! That's a really neat present, Eddie. Mr. Turtle looks like a really nice guy. What's his name? Does he eat your food? It will be nice for you to have another play mate. I never saw a real turtle before. Well, I hope that you and Lady Edwina have a very Meowie Christmas with lots of other nice presents and plenty of tasty treats. I hope you'll tell us more about your new friend and I hope he plays nicely with you.

Your friend,
Groucho