Only on Pet Talk would we see a story like this!

Dear Kuhio98, Hi! I just had to see why Meowmie was laughing so much and I saw your story. Thank you for not disturbing my fellow kitty sleeping so nicely on your towel. We both know that would have been blatant aboose. You have no fault here, your neighbor shouldn't be looking out her window when you need a towel from the closet! Anyway, if you need help or advice I'll be more than happy to help you pro bono. You're such a wonderful Meowmie.

Your friend,
Groucho the lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose