First, I must admit (shhhhh...) I do most of my Pettalking at work while Edwina is at home sleeping and Edwina appears to do most of hers at night at home while I am sleeping. So she is probably not be the culprit.

Now about these cookies...all I can think of is a joke that starts off with a man who goes to his lawyer for a divorce. The lawyer says..."Do you have ground?" "Couple acres outside of town" the man replies. The lawyer says, "Does she beat you up?" "No, I ususally get up about an hour before she does....."

So my answer to "Do I have cookies on my computer?" is ..."Two candy bars and a banana but no cookies."