I swear to george.

I cannot sit by and NOT tell you all...

I GOT PULLED OVER THIS MORNING!

Burbank's finest.

Speeding- 7 miles over, upside down registration sticker, 'ticking' the center line and a hangy thing hanging from the rear view mirror.

No ticket. Just the regulation hassle...

That means I am going to jail tomorrow...

I do have a witness to this, my nephew, so If you think I am kidding!!!

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Tray,

Let's get hammered.

DONE!

Hi Van.

Welcome to our insanity.

We have to card you (I know, I know, but those are the rules!) And the price of membership is one clean joke!!

One S on the B....DONE! Don't our joke!


Cap't.

One RHS for you...

I'd never make fun of the bouncer.....trust me!


LH,

I was an Honorary Ossifer in my neighborhood. Just Kidding...
Join you? Bushmills??? you got it...DONE!!

UA,

Luck to you and a RHS?

DONE!

LAURIE,
I stopped for biscuits and gravy from the cafe, I'll share with everyone...

Hi Tray,
It's been a quiet week, there is something in the air.....

Cafe? Done....

Mario,
Wanna a cherry?

DONE!


MM,
I swear that I wasn't doing anything at all... I know, hard to believe coming from me....This morning I was going a little fast but the cop was just breaking my batonga wongas. Burbank police are notorious for being RIGHT all the time. Who am I to argue??

Double Cherry Vodka? DONE!

T&P,

I'd go for that walk with you but I fear the Park Rangers are out and about!

COffee??? DONE!