Boy, Am I Mad.

[DJFyrewolf36]

What is it with purple annoying cat toys?

My brother in law gave us this purple ball that laughs and says "Here kitty kitty" in this really annoying high pitched voice when ever it gets touched.

Remus looks at it with distain...as if it's beneath him

Onyx is too oblivious

Spook on the other hand LOVES the thing. So at 3 am when you're listening to the EPM going WOOP WOOP just take consolation in the fact that at the same time I'm listening to "Here kitty kitty hahahaha!"

[momoffuzzyfaces]

And to think you all call yourselves CAT LOVERS.

Most of you went for the 'easy answer' - Hide it or put it away....


What good is a cat toy if I have to put it away?


I have to learn to live with it-
Not punish the Edster for a little nocturnal fun...

Now fess up; you're just upset that you didn't think of it!

[dukedogsmom]

Too funny! I think I'd be tenpted to hide the EPM, too. Doogie starts making his rounds about 5:30 in the morning for his breakfast. He's so loveable then. Ed will love you for his mouse.

[Jessika]

Oh yeah my mom got that for our cats. Thankfully it ran out of batteries. But its REAL fun when they (and you!!) forget about it until they find it again at 3am...

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

FYI,

If I 86 the EMP in the PM hours, or it goes MIA, In the AM, I won't awaken to the FM radio.

More likely, it will be 1 P.O.ed Edster, looking for the EMP that has gone AWOL-

I know this is TMI, so keep it on the Q.T.

O.K?????

Oops, I am lost here.....

[Lightning SuperCat]

Lightning had one of these, he liked it when it was on, and when it was off he carried it around. Then one day he dropped it in his waterbowl and now it doesn't work!

Richard, doesn't it have a "OFF" switch?

[RICHARD]

Oops, I am lost here.....

zsorry....


If I 86 (get rid of) the EPM (evil plastic mouse) in the evening, or it goes MIA (Missing In Action), In the AM (Morning)
I won't awaken to the FM (Frequency Modulation) radio

More likely, it will be 1(one) P.O.ed (Mad) Edster, looking for the EPM that has gone AWOL (Absent With Out Leave)-

I know this is TMI (Too Much Information), so keep it on the Q.T.(Quiet) O.K.?
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I am sorry I wrote EMP instead of EPM in my post.....


The mouse was bounced around this morning and needs new batteries......

I wonder why?

[RICHARD]

Oops, I am lost here.....

zsorry....


If I 86 (get rid of) the EPM (evil plastic mouse) in the evening, or it goes MIA (Missing In Action), In the AM (Morning)
I won't awaken to the FM (Frequency Modulation) radio

More likely, it will be 1(one) P.O.ed (Mad) Edster, looking for the EPM that has gone AWOL (Absent With Out Leave)-

I know this is TMI (Too Much Information), so keep it on the Q.T.(Quiet) O.K.?
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I am sorry I wrote EMP instead of EPM in my post.....


The mouse was bounced around this morning and needs new batteries......

I wonder why?
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LSC

Yes it has an "OFF" switch! But it just sits there and is not entertaining!! For me or the Edster!!!

[Soapets]

When you say "Boy, Am I Mad" does "mad" mean "angry", or does it mean "INSANE"?

[RICHARD]

When you say "Boy, Am I Mad" does "mad" mean "angry", or does it mean "INSANE"?

Insane.

But you already knew that!

[rosethecopycat]

We have a replica of your EPM here. Have had it for years now.
The little laugh at the end is especially disturbing.

It is ingrained in my head now, all I have to do is hit the mental 'playback' button and I can hear the entire routine...mocking....nah nah nah nah -nah---nah---incessant mocking.....hee hee hee hee.

[momcat]

Groucho won't go near his purple mouse whether it's sleeping or awake.....