You know you own a cat when...

[Gin]

I loved it, Richard! VERY accurate. I could add a few more:

Spending 5 minutes with the pet hair roller, removing cat hair from your clothes, is just a normal part of your morning routine.

You hang onto an old cardboard box for years because it's the cats' "fort".

[Sonia59]

OMG, I'm doing all that! LOL!
And I have only one cat!

[Laura's Babies]

One more.... Won't get up to go pee because there is a kitty in your lap sleeping!

Another.... They get breakfast before you get your coffee!