Oh my gosh, an exorcism! Why didn't I think about that? My pet ghost causes SO many problems! He knocks over everything on all the counters and then leaves my kitties to get blamed! Then he chews up my undies and leaves them lying next to Payson! And, if you can believe it, he leaves dirty dishes in the sink and dares to blame my sister! I have tried everything, crate training, obediance classes, but nothing seems to help. I am at wits end!!

But in all seriousness, witchcraft (and by this I don't mean the religion also known as Wicca) is a very big deal in a lot of cultures. I've heard of American Indians being banned from their community for practicing it but never heard of anything like this before... In this situation, garsh, talk about scape goating.