Dear Eddie:

Nice job.

My Mom thinks you may be better at the cosmetic side of destruction than I am. I merely opened seams at the top and then split the screening down the middle so I might climb out on the other side of the porch. Sorry, no photos. It is history now. See paragraph below.

As a result of my skills and ambition to get outside, my Mom spent hundreds of dollars on new screening for the entire (yes entire) porch this spring and she also spent hours re-screening. She bought some pet screening (cannot tear through it at all) and now I am good at just scaling the screening but no break outs so far. Lucy has gotten good at doing the splat cat thing on the screening too! We are working on defeating her, but so far the screening is winning.

My Mom got the screening on line at a place called
"doityourself.com".... She bought it in a huge roll and lots to rescreen just about every window in the house, if necessary. So far we have only destroyed the porch screening. Its more fun and hey, folks can actually watch me in action! I did have a peanut gallery for one episode but my Mom didn't find it so amusing.

Eddie, I want to assure you that there IS a connection between your nail cutting frequency and how often you destroy things with your nails. My Mom cannot catch me to do my nails, but I have been good lately anyway. You can't have everything Eddie. Your nails must be kept short. (Maybe you could chew the screening....?)

Keeping a low profile for a week or so might just help your situation.

With love

Your partner in crime,

JuniRose

aka Juni-Rose-bites-your nose
aka Juni-get-down