Dear Eddie,
We are so misunderstood! I think your design is very practical! Not to mention thoughful!

I myself tried to help meowmie. She has always complained how much she hates her couch. Always whining about how ugly the fabric is, and how she'd love to re-upholster it. Well, I decided to take matters into my own paws and help her take off the ugly farbic so she could put on some pretty fabric to her liking.

Now, I ask you, didn't I do a good job of starting to pull the old fabric off?


What did it get me? Weekly nail trims! I tell you.... they just don't get it! all we want to do is help make their lives easier. We want to make them happy and they just don't seem to appreciate us!

Yours in helpfullness,
Harry