Bouwzur here ...

I'z got da "minority opinyun" - so dey sed I hadda type it myself ...

"Bus Trip" sed da Bus Driver ... so ebberbuddie (cept da KAT) Loaded Up.

Where we Goin??
"Dunno ... but da AC inna Bus feels GUD!"

Trip lasted long enuff fur me ta get REEL comfey an sound asleep
onna back seat...

"*Yippity*-*Yappity*" frum da udder two ...

WHAT'Z WRONG???

"Don'cha know where we iz??
Dis iz da road to da Swimmin Hole atta BigLake!"

Oh JOY, Oh Rapture!! - Wake me up when ya get back!

"Ebberbuddie OUT" sed da Bus Driver.

NUTZ! sed I ...
We all marched out on whut da Bus Driver called da "Dock" ...
Wadder onna Left, Wadder onna Rite ...

I gotz tied to a post onna "dock" ---
Dumb & Dummer pulled da BD out to da end an started *Danzin*
around like dey had ANTZ inna pantz ...

"OK ~ JUMP!" sed da Bus Driver ...

*SPLISH* ~ *SPLOOSH* an doze Dummiez jest <LEEP'D>
rite offa dock inna Wadder!! ... GUD Grief!!

An dey kept <DOIN> it!! - Klimb out; <shake> off, <RUN> back to
de end of da dock; <*SPLISH*> ~ <*SPLOOSH*> ...
Musta dun it a duzin tymez ...

Uttt-Oooooh ... I got da Long Ropey an Dumb & Dummer got da post ...
Diss duzzint look gud ...

"C-mone, Bowz - YUR Turn!"

HEY - da Bus is da udder way ...
He dint seem ta be <lissnin> ...

I <dug in> about half way to da end ...

"OK - we'll start here ...
Reddie??
*JUMP*!"

Dat lookz WET down dere!
HEY! ~ Yur <<PUSHIN>>!

OMG! ~ **SPLOOSH**

*GASP* ~ It's a gud thing I <FLOAT>!!
I turned onna 4-Paw Drive an paddled like KRAZIE till I touched bottom
onna ramp ... WHEEEEEEW! ~ Made IT! ~ <Shakety-SHAKE>!

GUD BOY!! ~ Ya *Swin* like a PHISH!!

Great! - I feel like a Drowned RAT!
I dun about 6 "lapz" - wiffa lil <PUSH> ta get started each tyme...

Luckie fur me, DUMMER (SmokeMutt) got all *flustered* at bein
stuck onna dock, an he <jumped in> onna SHORT ropey ...
Kuldint <go> nowhere, so da BD hadda let him loose ta *swim in*...

We switched off an doze two did summore <jumpin> an <swimmin>
whilst I took a "breather" onna dock.

Few more "lapz" fur dem anna Bus Driver figgered we'd all had enuff -
so we took a lil hike ta <dripp-off> an headed back to da Ranch.

KAT tooka *sniff* an sed *PHEWWW*! ~ we all smelt like "Ded Phish*!

Dunno bout dis "Swimmin" stuff -
seems like a lotta *werk* ta jest *Kool- Off*!

/s/ da STILL-Damp Bouwzur