My grampa said there will be no more cats here, so I'm the baby! That's good; I would not want to compete with a cute little kitten for attention, food, love, food, Mom's lap, food, the kitty beds, food...you get the idea.

Be sure that you pay lots of attention to Midnight. Give him tunsa, and lots of toys, a car, a mahogany cat-sized waterbed with satin sheets...you know, the little things we cats appreciate so much.