Dad sez he'z created a Treet-Monstur!

Wunst upon a Tyme ya couldn'd <FORCE> a tree into Bowzie's mouff ...

NOW Dad hazta <watch> his Finnerz when he's lettin us inna frunt door -
Iffin he Dillie-Dalliez a sekond too long ... da Bowz iz <JUMPIN> up
nibblin at da treetz inna hand-paw!

An now he'z decided KARRUTZ are A-OK fur nibblin on!!
Dad like ta <munch> on Babee Karrutz (dipped in UnYin Dip!)
Whenebber he breaks out da Karrutz an Dip, da KAT bout breaks a leg
jumping ober da tabilz an chairs to sit onna Kliner Chair Arm an <beg>
fur UnYin Dip! Iffin he duzint get ta <LICK> da Dip offa karrut every
two or three *dipz* - he <dunkz> a furrie Paw inna Dip Buckit
an haz a fine tyme <lickin> da Paw!

Us Dawgs sit at Dad'z feetz and <beg> fur da Karrut Tailz aftur Dad
<munches> off the long end wiffa Dip onnit ...

Uzed to go like diss:

<Dip> <Munch>; "Tail" to Cinder ...
<Dip> <Munch>; "Tail" to Smokey ...
<Dip> ... "Tap onna Arm" by da KAT; <LICK> by da Kat;
<RE-Dip> <Munch>; "Tail" to Bowz ... *pa-TooWee* anna
karrut tail gotz <spit> out onna floor ...
<GRAB & Munch> da reject by wunna us
Bowz usuall lay down an <ignored> us after da sekond <spit> out.

Dunno iffin sumbuddie wuz feedin da Bowz "Veggiez" at Findlay;
but tuday it wuz Karrut Tyme inna ole Kliner Chair durrin da newz ...

Tail #1 to Cinder ...
Tail #2 to Smokey ...
Dip #3 to da Kat onna Kliner Arm (DROOLING) ...
RE-Dip & <Munch> to Dad ...
Tail #3 to Bowz ... <MUNCH> - <CHOMP><CHOMP><CHOMP> -
<GULP> ... <WAGGITY-Wag-WAGG>!!

OMG! He <*ATE*> IT!!
Now there'z THREE Dawgz an Wun Kat inna Karrut Line!
We gotta buy more Karrutz!

Az fur da <SIT> fur yur Treet - da Bowz iz gettin dat routine down
purty well of late...
Ebery so oftin he akshully <SITz> affore Dad getz ta him
(he'z nummer THREE inna Treet Line) ...
purdy soon he'll be <wavin> a Paw fur his treet like da rest of us!

He hadda **PHINE** Tyme at da Findlay *BASH* on Sunday ...
Gotz along wiff ALLUA udder Dawgz ...
Took Treetz whenEBBER dey wuz offered ...
and seemed ta *enjoy* rompin all ober da Bark Park.

He wuz a lil Luv-Sponge wiff allua Hoominz - walkin rite up an
takin <rubz> an {{Hugz}} frum ebberbuddie!

Mayor Karen doin da Honorz here >>>



Wunder whut'z NEXT!??