What do you ROUTINELY say to your cats?

[momcat]

I'm always telling Groucho how beautiful he is and he's the best kitty in the world. When I come home from work, he's right by the door on his back demanding a hello tummy rub which he always gets. Then I ask him how his day was, when he starts to meow I say "Come up here and tell me all about it". I'm always telling him what a good boy he is.....

[kuhio98]

Kuhio (my RB kitty):
I love you. I always have and I always will.
You’re the best kitty in the WHOLE WIDE HOUSE.

(Sung to the tune of Felix the cat cartoon)
Kuhio the cat
the wonderful, wonderful cat
you’ll laugh so much
your sides will ache
your heart will go pitter-pat
She’s Kuhio
the wonderful cat

How’s my Princess girl girl?
Kit’n kitty, curly girl

Halo:
I love you
Thank you for healing my broken heart.

(Sung to the tune of Hello Dolly)
Well hello, Halo
Well hello, Halo
It’s so nice to have you here
Where you belong.
You’re looking swell, Halo
I can tell, Halo
You’re still going
You’re still growing
You’re still going strong.

Halo, there’s not a mean bone in your whole body.
How’s my chubba dubba girl?
Do you want some chin chins and cheek cheeks? (scritchies)
Do you know what you’re doing? (when she attempts to tenderize/make bisquits).
Why are you sleeping in the tub?
Are you my bathtime buddy?
Halo, that’s very dangerous (she runs to get in front of you and then crashes to the floor for belly rubs. We’ve managed to avoid stepping on her so far).

Pepper:
Whatcha doing Pep?
How’s my Pepper Pea Pod Pie?
What DO you want? (Pepper talks a lot and it always sounds like a complaint).
Yeah? Well, then what happened? (She’s still meowing and it sounds like she’s telling us a story).
We’re in here. (when she yowls at the tops of her lungs looking for us)
Pepper, my heart is going to give out long before yours (after she’s done some death-defying feat. She has a profound heart murmur and the vet said she wouldn’t live a long life, but she’s packing a lot of living into whatever years she has).
Pepper, you are my adrenaline junky kitty. If you were human, you’d be a bungie jumping, sky diving, mountain climbing person.
Yeah, you’re delicate all right! (after yet another death defying act).
You’re going to outlive us all!

Cammie: (who barely tolerates me but worships the ground my husband walks on)
He’s not home, Cammie. You’re just going to have to make do with me.
Yes, he’ll be back. Don’t worry.
Oh, I barely touched you. (she squeaks in annoyance if I pet her).
What did I ever do to you? You’re the only kitty I’ve ever known who didn’t like me.
Yes, while Dad’s gone, I’m going to put lit cigarettes out on you as usual. (This is said with much sarcasm and eye rolling because she acts like I regularly torture her. I’ve never hurt a kitty in my life and no one in the house smokes.)

(Sung to the tune of "Tammy" a Debbie Reynolds movie from the 50’s. Instead of Tammy, Tammy, Tammy’s in love, I sing).
"Cammie, Cammie, Cammie loves Bob" (hubby).


To all kitties when they turn up their noses their canned food ~ Ya know, there are kitties starving all over the world….

You all are so much help. I can’t believe I survived all these years without you supervising me.
Bob, can (insert cat name here) come into the bathroom with you?
(Poor Bob hasn’t had any privacy in the bathroom in a looooooong time). Our master bath has 2 entrances and Pepper can usually be found at one door while Cammie is at the other.

[King Spartacus]

Things mamma says to me several times a day:

Aa saa fin! (means, "oh so handsome")
Lille vennen (means "little pal")
Saa deilig du er i dag, da ("you're so delicious today"
Lille loerva ("little rag"... eh... I told you mamma is crazy!)
Klumpedumpen ("lumpy-dumpy")
Is that true? (everytime I meow)
Really? (if I meow some more!)
Mamma loves you (in baby voice!)

Sometimes she just repeats the above senteces over and over again... I have plans of learning how to say "shut up" to her!!!

[orangemm]

Okay, okay...............

To my Archy (tuxedo cat) I always tell him that he's such a sweet little boy, such a nice little boy. I say that even tho' he's chunked up a little bit, he's still my little boy.

And, to Binky, our elusive one, I always tell him that he's such a handsome young man.

Archy, bless his heart, will almost always come running whenever you call him. The only exception is when we're going out and want to make sure both are out and not in a closet somewhere. Then you can't find him.

I tell them I love them many times a day.

[sandragonfly]

heh ..cute, everyone!!

often to zephyra: ooh...tell me what's matter???! you know I'm not a cat and I can't understand what DO you want??! gee, don't you know you're breaking my heart..?? (after I fed her again, huggg, pet, pet and pet her, took her out on harness but still meooowing, looking at me..)

to eclypse pretty often: no no.....don't.. if you want be friends with them, stop pestering them!! *her giving me this pout look.. ** oh sweetie, I'm here for you..

every of my dears when I get home..laying down, resting or sleeping:

# hiyas y'all! come here...*snuggling, cuddling, nudging, rubbing..* gosh, so good to see you all again, my precious babies!!! everytime I leave the home, and I miss them all in a minute!

# hey, hey, children!! stop it! share..you on right, you on left and two of you can go over there.. and you on my chest...(etc.) some would fight over my laps, spots or toys..

# to all everytime I feed them: hey hey, whoa, slow down... jeez, I wish you'd know how lucky you're to live with me! getting more food, more attention and more treats than the suffering ones out there.. please remember I love you! but well, I'm here to open cans for you...
# to any cats who barfed..not eating..staying in one position so quiet..or had one watery eye from stratch, fight or playing too hard: oh...look what you have done to yourself..! hey, are you ok...huney?? *picks her/him up & rocking my baby*

there are so many more hearty comments I say to them everyday...I love them to the sky and back.. can't help it!!

[Palomino21]

Good Morning Star, Momma loves you.
You're so pretty, don't let anyone tell you differently.
Spray (which means NO)
Are you Hungry?
Wanna go OUTSIDE
MILK, you want MILK?
Starduster where are youuuuu??

[cruisetime]

"Thank you...." When they lick me, kiss me, curl up with me... "You are sooooo handsome" to Max and "You are so beautiful, so you know that?" to Meka... "How precious"... Debbie