What do you ROUTINELY say to your cats?

[RedHedd]

To Mitzi: There she is! My itty-bitty-pretty-mitty-kitty! or ... How round now meow?

Mishi: You big goofball! Mr. Goofy! Goofus, doofus. That's my big boybee! Hello Mr. Velvet. I love your fluffy butt! ... and when he's "having his way" with Muffy the teddybear: shall I leave you two alone?

and to both of them: You are the cutest cats in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! and I love you munches of bunches.