Just when I hit "reply" I yelled "Caleb! Get down from there!"

I most often say "move." It seems he is always in the way. Right when I open the door to go downstairs, he is under my feet. It's as if he wants me to fall down the stairs and break my neck. He also lays right in the middle of the hallway or entrance to a room. That cat has gotten stepped on so many times, but he's a few screws loose in the head to understand why.