OMG!!!! I am dying here from laughter with everyone's responses.
What a great thread.

Daily saying is, "Okay boys and girl, mommy's off to work, be good, love you, won't be long.

My Katie gets,
Katie, "Shut up" as she constantly talks.
There's my Katie pretty lady.
Oh stop being such a "B****. What's the matter, PMS kicking in.

Chipper.
How's my precious boy today.
There's my special kitty. How you doing?
Chipper, you are such a good boy.

Mooky.
How's my big boy today?
"Crazy cat," as he tears up and down the hall.
There's my Mooky Mooks.

Poppy.
Hi my little boy.
Oh Poppy, you're sooooooo cute.
Come here sweetie. Let mommy give you some lovies.

Sades.
Oh Saaaaaaddddddeeeesssss. Be a good boy.
He cannot pass by Mooky without hissing and swatting at him.
Sades, NO! As he claws at my screen.

Willy.
How's my precious widdle baby boy today.(Said in a squealing voice.)
NO! Don't bite, as he is having my fingers for dinner.
Oh you are just too darn cute. (Said in a Shirley Temple voice along with the poutty mouth.)