Originally posted by Bigyummydog
I saw that on a Mastiff site, that I think, Anna, gave someone. I was just tooooo funny.
Your right!
My favs are:

DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.
No better drool than mastiff drool

and

SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.

Who needs the side of the sofa when your tall enough to use the top of the cushon