Maybe you should change his name to: Curry.

Once, when not tending to my dinner plate, because of the door bell, or something, Mr. Jones puked in my dinner plate.

I went to get the plate and thought, now what side dish was this...????

New dinner please.


Oh, another story I just remembered.

Bella, who was on the counter, got a GOOD LICK of the plate of some super spicy Indian food.
She BOLTED and I couldn't figure out what was wrong, and then I couldn't do anything about it.