Let's see...


baldness, pot belly, hair in the ears, nose and god know what other orifice it chooses to sprout. Facial hair, back hair and a guy's privates really aren't that attractive....you women have boobs to distract any 'Inquiries' into THAT area.

We pass gas, smell up the bathroom, our feet smell and we can belch at will.

We get wrinkly, fat and panic when a gal won't give us the time of day.....Although I was coming out of an elevator one day and caught a gal checking out my arse....I held on the THAT moment for a long, long time....

We snore, scratch out crotch, pick out a wedgie in public and can blow snot out on a long sleeve shirt with out any problem what so ever.........


A woman is the sum of her parts......

A pair of Pam's boobs, J-lo's arse, Zeta-Jones' abs (post baby)
are exactly that......body parts.


It's the total package that make a woman.

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Check out a movie called "Shirley Valentine"..

Its about a marriied English woman who takes a Mediterranean vacation and has an affair.

She has a 'moment' with this gent in a small boat and afterwards her only thought about her infidelity is this..


"He kissed my stretch marks!!!"

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Ladies,

Don't worry about what other people see.

Don't worry about what you see.

My mom has a saying....


"Everyone sees a face, no one can see a heart"