Let's see what I can come up with:

Mobius: Mobius Fingerbiter (she always nibble's my SO's fingers.)

Diva: Sweetiediva of Klutzdom

Diamond: Diamond Jewel of my heart

TicTac: Sir TicTac Getoffthetable

Smokey the Younger: Lady Smokey Getoffthetable (she's TicTac's half sister)

Bosun: Queen Bosun of Tortietude (we have another name for her but this is a family site... )

Bubba: Bubba the Love Sponge

(Fosters)

Pink Nose: Pink Nose, Lap Fungus Extraordinaire

Topaz: Topaz Borg Queen Hairbiter

Mona: Mona the Invisible (I had to trap her to remove her from a room with a drop ceiling she kept escaping into)

Marnie: Marnie the White Tornado (especially at 0-dark:30)