Give your cat a sophisticated name

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Scrappy 2,is Scrapietta,Cat of the Future! Moose,is The Magnificent! Michael,is the Mild! Joey,is Juke Joint Joseph Cat Crooner.Diane,is Diana,Queen of Them All.Princess,is Pefect Princess,of all the Tabbies.Roscoe,is Roscoe P.Kittrane.Pecious,is Preciousest,Cat Pefection.Nugget,is Nugget,of the Purest Gold.Sam,is Shemp,Clown Prince.BoBo,is BoBo Brazil.John,Is John Hancck,and Rocca,is Show Cat!