Isn't swimmin' good for Arthur Itis? I'll just bet that Mr. Bowzie will thank you in the long (very, long ) run. Short term however... well, I think the "fang shot of disgust" in photo number 3 says it all!

(Miz Rachel, I think Mizzer Phred had to give Smokey-pokey a swimmin' lesson or two if I 'member right! )