Cats? Messy? Cats don't eat the sofa while you're away at work. Cats don't scoot their butt across the living room rug (unless they have a fake fishing worm stuck under their tail but THAT is another story...LOL ). Also, unless it's one of Thelma's brood , they don't involve themselves in leg-humping!

BOOO *throws kitty-kookie instead of rotten tomato*

PS Ann shares the column-writing with her daughter.