Originally posted by kuhio98
Dear Silly Hooman ~
While it is true, that during my unfortunate misadventure on the streets, I was forced to eat out of gutters and garbage cans, I see no need to keep such low standards.

During my stay with you, I will require at least 3 meals a day. My preferences would be: veal, lobster, poached salmon, but "sigh" I can make do with chicken, if I have to.

You understand that our arrangement is on trail basis, don't you? If at anytime, I feel I am not served up to my standards, I will be forced to let you go and seek a home elsewhere.

Just so we're clear. I wouldn't want there to be any misunderstandings between us. You are here to serve!

And, that's Princess Fussy to you!
AHHH!! Your Royal Highness Princess Fussy I bow down to you. But the veal is not an acceptable meat in this household. I'll see to it you get everything else on the menu however. Maybe some roast beast will tickle your fancy?