Too funny!

I have a friend that worked in the police for five years and she has some amazing stories - both police and detainees.

Once they got two guys for stealing a metallic gate (I must say - a huge gate - 2 meters x 3 meters).
When they asked them:
- Why did you steal it?
The guys said:
- We didn't steal it, it was laying on the sidewalk and we took it.
- Why did you run then? (with the gate!!!)
- We were exercising.
- At 2am?
- We work until late.

If I didn't know her better, I would have never believed such a crazy story.