The funniest thing a cops ever said to me (and my mom) We were moving the last little bits of stuff (couple boxes, anon. junk) in our van to our new house, we also had our kitty at that time Garfield with us (who never liked cages, so we always just strapped him into a pet seatbelt). Cop pulled us over for speeding, while my mom was looking for her license the cop looked into the back of the van through the window and said "uuh... ma'am... do you know you have a cat back there?" my mom, being funny, screamed in panick "THERE IS!?"