Dey say a "Pixshure iz worth a Thouzand Wunds" -
dis wun took a few more than a Thouzand ta "produce"!



Firstly, Dad wuz feelin a "bit poorley" (*koffin* & *hackin*
wiffa Noze <runnin> like a fawcitt, an feelin kinda "week") -
so he prolly wuzzint inna best of moodz.
Then we hadda "fix" da kobby-webz an dustie/furr-bunniez
which took a while an mosta Dad'z fadin "energy".

OK... "CAST CALL!"
"GET *IN* Here - NOW!
ON da bed - NOW!!"

"Luvlee" Bedside manner, Dad!
Us 3 Big-Unz got up no sweat... da 2 LIL wunz needed a "boost" -
which uppyset da 3 Big-Unz an resulted in us jumpin OFF!
Datz bout wen he started <klippin> 2 an 3-way Y-Thingies on!

So we had a Dawg Toss fur a lil while till Dad had us all
"arranged" like he wanted.

"Now *SMILE*, dang-it! Ears UP!!
Oh, NUTZ!!! ... Where's the *@!#$&#@* CAMERA!??"

Yur askin US where YUR Kamera iz??

Whilst Dad wuz off <findin> da kamera,
da "Kast" quicklee <exited> da Big Bed!!

"Get back UP there!! - NOW!!"

Anudder 2-3 minnitz of Dawg Tossin wuz required to
return da "Kast" to their propur locations.

Whut say, Ziggy?
Yeah, he getz a lil <grumpy> when he'z not feelin too gud.
Try ta play along wiffa programme.

*SMILE*, dang-it!!
<Aim> <klick> <*FLASH*>

An about den da Poor, Dumm, KAT wandered inna bunk room...
"HI, Guyz! What'cha ALL doin onna BigBed??"

Ya prolly DONT wanna know, Bootsy!
Dad <leapz> inna Acktshun!!

<SLAM> goze da bunk room door!
Dad <GRABZ> da poor Kat!
<SNAPPIE> goze da lil Kat Rope onna kat's Neck-Belt!
sed da Kat!!

Somewhere tween da Kat bein passed over da heads of us FIVE Dawgs
an him gettin Tossed into da WAY TOO SMALL *space* tween
SmokeMutt an me - da Kat managed a tripple-reverse-overhead *FLIP*
an escaped unner da BigBed.

Then whilst Dad wus <draggin> him out - da rest a uz <bailed> offa
da bed an headed fur da (clozed) door!

MORE Dawg Tossin an we wuz reddy fur da Kat.
NEBBER heard such **nastee** SQUAWLKIN outta wun Kat affore!!

Not sure WHUT he wuz "sayin" - but hiz Tone of Voice dint
leave much to da imagination!

Anudder "attempt" ta <squeeze> him in tween Smokey an me wuz
<folid> by hiz WIDELY Outstreached Armz an <flashin> KLAWZ!

Dad wuz lookin both "TIURD an Wurried" bout WHUT da do wiffa
MAD 20 pound Kat hangin onna handpaw over da headz of FIVE
very nerbus dawgz - when he <spotted> a lil spot next ta
poor Zig onna end.

<PLOP> goze da Kat onna spot next to Zig...
<GASP> goze da Kat...
BIGGER <GASP> sez Ziggy!!!

"HOLD IT!!
*SMILE*
Ears UP!!
Everyone FREEZE"
<Aim> <klick> <*FLASH*>

We let him get a kupple "keeperz" affor we started *fussin*.
Poor Zig wuz inna Kold Sweat when we gotz dun.
He sed later he alluz thunk Unka Pat's BC Kat wuz a *fiesty* kritter;
but Boots gives new meanin to WILD-Kat!

We'z gonna miss doze guyz -
Zig's Momma Leslie kalled Wednesday nite an sed dey gotz back
even wiffa snow - an "She wanted Her Baby BACK!"
We ALL went up ta Unka Pat's Place inna Bus...

Zig sed "HEY - dat's my MOM'z Kar inna driveway!!"
He wuz a reelee HAPPIE KAMPUR when he ran uppa cellar steps
an found hiz MOM inna kitchen!!

Poor Kat'z been walkin round jest <*shakin*> hiz head an <*mumblin*>
"Cinder, den SmokeMutt...
Now Bowzer, da "Guest" ...
Then Cali ...
an dat big Lummix ZIG!!
WHUT did I do ta deserve all dis!!??


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