Where'z we goin, Dad?
PetzMart??
We wuz jest there kuple daze ago! - Ya furget sumpin, Dad?

HI, Missy!! ~ We kame ta say 'Hellow!'
Hey - why ya takin Bowz's an my bamdannaz off?
HEY, DAD ~ she's takin our kollarz off, too.

Where we "goin", Missy??
DAAAAAAAAD... are YOU kommin, too???

I dunno Bowz - lookz like were headed fur da Warsh Rack...
She's <stuffin> me in a lil Jail Cell!

HI, Bowser... MY name's Aimee and I'm going to be your BATHER today!

Uhhh-Ooooh - HOLD yur Breath, Bowz!!
<splish> <splash> - He'z Takin a Baff!

HI, Cinder... MY name's Missy and I'm going to be YOUR BATHER today!

There'z been a TERRIBUL Mistake, Miz Missy -
I dont NEED a baff!
Awwww, NUTZ!! <splish> <splash> an *I'z* Takin a Baff!

Gowsh, Miz Missy - youze All WET! (Sorrie bout dat!)
"JET DRIER" - Whutz DAT!??
GUD GRIEF - Itz a TORNADO Blowin outta dat hoze!
LOOKit da waddur an FURR Flyin round!!

I dont WANNA be inna "blower box" next to Bowz -
I WANT MY DAD!!
Iz gonna <HOWL>!! <*WHIIIIIINE*> <*WHIMPER*>

NUTZ! - Dey all LEFT us inna blower boxez!
No senze <whinin> ennie more - NUNbuddie'z lissnin!
<*POUT*>

Where'z Missy!??
Dint she TELL ya, Miz Aimee?
I dont LIKE ta have my nailz <klipp'd>!!

NUTZ!! - SHE dont take no KRAP either - jest like Dad!
Purdy STRONG, too, fur jest bein a 'LIL' Gurl!
Yeah, jest *brush* away... yur prolly gonna do it no matter WHUT I say.

I'z DUN?? ~ Gud! ~ I'll jest go <roam> inna store...
<*SLAM*>
NUTZ!! Gonna be hard <roamin> inside dis lil Jail Cell.
I'z gonna <whine> summore! ~ <*WHIIIIIINE*>

You finally "DRY" Bowz?
Ohhhh, GUD GRIEF!!! - LOOKit da FURR she'z pullin offa you, Bowz!!
Youze goona be **NEEKID** inna minnit!!

Yeah, da <KLIP> iz parta da "deal", Bowz.
Jest <stand still> - she'z prudy gud wiffa skizzorz!

<*SNIFF*>
<*SNIFF*>

Yeah, we BOFF smell like we jest kame outta da Beautie Shoppe, Bowz!
SmokeMutt will be <laffin> allua way home!
How Come HE dint get da "Treatment"??
Kuz Dad sez he dont "Show da DURT" an have az much "FUZZ" az WE do!

Latur, atta Ranch...
"Oh Smokey Boy - c'mere!"
<*BRUSH*> <*de-SHEDD*> <*BRUSH*> <*BRUSH*> <*FLUFF*>
<KLIP><KLIP><KLIPPITY- >>*SKREEME*<< >>*HOWL*<<
-KLIP><KLIP> >>*WAIL*<<
"Oh be QUIET!! *THEY* didn't "screeme" when they got
THEIR nails <chopped>!!"

Wellllll...
Guess we'z ALL reddie fur da big Bus Trip to da MUTT Show!!
TOO-LEE-DO, Here we Come!!



PS:
Da Bowz looked "Pretty Good" after his FIRST Total Makeover...

But ya otta "See Him NOW"!! ~ WOW!!!
*SOFT* ~ *FLUFFIE* ~ and a LOT less *FURR* all around!


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