That is one of those "WHAT was he thinking?" times for sure!

Silly Boy Leroy, what do you think you are doing? You are so lucky to have that wonderful warm home where you are loved and fed and you are trying to bolt and get out of there?? There are to many BAD thing out there that could hurt you so please realize how lucky you are to have that house to live in and STAY there!! INSIDE!!

(Lisa, I would have been horrified like you and scared to death!)