Dad wuz bakin Chawka-Chippie Kookiez...
we axk'd where we wuz goin??
Bowzie wundered whut da Super Bowl wuz??

We 'splained da Ole Fuir Guyz an Gurlz tossed a BIG Partee
to watch sum adz on TV an guyz tossin a foosball around...
an *ATE* so much ebberbuddie went home wiffa BAD kase a <*GAS*>
an *stuffed tummiez*!

Since Bowzie No Longer "fearz" da basement stepz kuz da last
ten tymes he went "down" he wounded up inna BUS an not tied up
inna 'partment... Dad hadda <chaze> him up & down da stepz bout
THREE Tymes an do sum <*Hollerin*> affore he <STAYED> "up"
an Dad kuld leave.

Bowzie kept askin "WHERE'Z da Bus Driver??"

We kept tellin him ta <Kross> hiz legz and stay OUTTA da Wadder Kup
till he heard da Bus pullin inna garage!!

WE wuz **impressed** ~
Da Bowz hung in der fur SEVEN (7) Hourz!!
"WE" been known ta "hold on" fur 14 Hourz a kuple tymez fur
Fiur Kallz... but hope da Bowz duzint hafta "hold on" DAT long
till he getz sum "praktiss" in!

Dad musta been a "bit konserned" - kuz Boots Kat sed he wuz
<feelin> in allua kornerz wiffa sox feet!
Must notta found no "Damp Spotz" kuz we all got
GUDkidz Treetz we we kame in fur a LATE suppur!!

Dad'z <**moanin**> bout "eetin too much"...
so we fink it'z gonna be a Quick Outie an BigBed Tyme reel soon!!

Niterz!!

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