Milly, dearest, you must have at least 900 lives, not just 9! You have survived so many disasterous situations and still look beautiful. I think you are so lucky for having found such wonderful people to take care of you.

Congratulations for being the cat of the day. You are a beauty, for sure.


P. S. It is better for you to fall from a third story window and not lower, since cats do better when they have enough time to roll over and flatten out before they hit the ground. There are many article about this and "the higher, the better", within reason, of course.