Dad hollered "ROAD TRIP ~ Let'z *GO*!"
Ebberbuddie did a fast outie an gathured inna hall.
Dad opin'd da basement door an sed "C'mone, Bowz -
follow da Guyz!"

Guess da Bowz iz loozin hiz "fear" of bein ditched inna basement;
kuz he <bounced> down da stepz Lickity-Split!!
"Load Up" inna Bus back seat an we'z *OFF*.

Aftur sum "Errundz"; we pulled up at Pet Suppliez Plus.
SUMMA us wuzint too happie = -
Kuz onlee da Bowz got ta go *in*. Dad sed der wuz TOO big a
Krowd ta try all THREE at wunct - specially since it wuz gonna be
da Bowser's FURST Tyme inna Store!
He <trotted> rite in; an ebberbuddie wuz *smilin* when dey kame out!
Bowzie sed it wuz **NEET** - but all he really saw wuz sum lil Burdz -
allua Wabbitz, Piggiez, an Turtilz wuz UP too high fur him to see.

Dad sed "Dat went purdy well; let'z go see if Missy is werkin."
(Missy runz da Beauty Shoppe at PetsMart.)
Eben BIGGER Krowd of Dawgs goin inna store - so WE gotz left inna Bus
agin while Bowzie went in fur Show & Tell. NUTZ!!

Bowzie akted like a 'Sperienced Shoppur!
Noted der wuz sum P-Mail onna Kommunity Bush inna parkin lot,
so he sent a lil "reply", then <trotted> rite thru the auto-opinin doors.

Missy an all her Gurlz made a BIG Fuss ober him!
She sed anudder *BAFF* sure wudint hurt; an a LOTTA *fuzz* kuld
come outta his RUG wiffout too much trubbel!

Bowzie sed dey went "shoppin" inna store agin...
Seemz Dad wuz lookin fur a THREE-Dawg Y-Thingie -
but boff storez only had TWO-Dawg hooker-upperz.
Dad sed "NUTZ, gonna have to make wun!"
Bowzie sed it wuz kinda *Noizie* inna store -
kupla BIG Burdz inna flight kage were <*SQUWALKIN*> whenebber
sumbuddie walked past.

When Dad kame back to da Bus he sed a kuppla us otta Take Lessinz
from da Bowz bout How ta AKT in Publik!!
We axk'd da Bowz how mennie Treetz he managed ta <snatch>?
He sed "NUN! Dad sed 'NO' inna furst store - so I eben quit <sniffin>!"

We got sum *werk* ta do wiff dat Boy!

Kat wuz onna dinin room tabul when we gotz back to da Ranch...
"Yuze Guyz back - All-REDDIE!??"


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