NUTZ!

We shudda gone onna BigLake Hike dis mornin.
Bout da tyme Dad wuz reddie;
it wuz <mistin> rain an SNOW-flakez anna thermo stick wuz fallin.

Dad'z learnin dat Bowzie duzzint furget!
Opin da door ta let us IN;
an ya BETTER have a Bisquit inna handpaw!

Dad jest let us in an started ta get da Treetz out whenna telle-dinger
<*dinged*> an he started <yappin> ta sumbuddie.
Bowzie followed him an started <STARIN> at Dad...

Ten minnitz a <yappin> later, Bowzie hadint moved an inch ~
STILL <starin> at Dad.
We al got our Bisquitz!

Anudder "Furst":
Dad sitz down fur da 6 a-klok newz...
Kat onna chair, Dawgs spread around da kliner chair.
Newz dun; Dad checkz da populashun...
Onlee SmokeMutt inna room (under hiz feetz).
Where'd ebberbuddie GO?? - Nunbuddie inna puter room.
Checkz da BunkRoom an OMG!!

Bowzie <sprawled> onna floor by da bed;
Kat <sleepin> onna foot end uvva BigBed;
Cinners leanin onna pillow pad onna head end.
A Kodak Moment; but ebberbuddie moved soon as da lite came on!

An get dis ~
Bowzie iz learnin how ta Back Up!
It'z a "skill" ya gotta have around here (unless ya like gettin
<stepped on> alot)... DAD don't <back up> OR <step ober> ~
HE jest keepz plowin ahead an WE gotta get outta da road.
Aftur a few <tripz> an <stumbelz> anna few "*MOVE*, Dawg!!!!"
frum Dad... Bowz haz figgered out how ta <Back UP!!>

Way da <go>, Bowz!!


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