That is HILARIOUS!!! lol! I love your ending:If you DON'T send this e-mail to at least 5000 pe ople in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will poop on your head at 5:00PM tomorrow afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a . . . . . .etc... (Now can't we all relate to this one) Yea, that is the most I can relate to! I love this! I am gonna send it to all of my friends!