Wow, Eddie,

You are doing your darnest to make sure Blondie has good toys to play with, aren't you?

It's a mystery why she's not glued to your side, playing, playing, playing. ...

There is a theory that some females like rascals and stinkers better than guys who ply them with flowers or toys... Not to give you any ideas, of course.

What's HH's take on the whole thing?