My husband is such a brat! When we first got married, we didn't have the money to get a nice wedding ring. So, now that we have the money, I've really really really been wanting a new ring.

Well, right now, Mike was all "Let's go to the mall."

Well, that's an odd request, he hates the mall. So I ask "Why?"

"So I can buy a wedding ring...."

My heart skips a beat, I get a big smile on my face...and then he finishes his sentence...

"...for my Raven. I want a divorce, I'm marrying my kitty. She loves me more."

The nerve! I'm jealous! Raven gets a wedding ring before me?! That's it, she's getting another bath. lol.