Dear Casper and Kitty,

My human went to the grocery store to buy me treats, and left the computer on. So I am writing to remind you that we cats must keep some mysteries alive, some deep dark secrets that our humans can ponder down the ages! What happens to kitten teeth is just such a mystery!

I am a mature 2 year old cat now, but when I was a baby like you, my kitten teeth just magically were replaced by my big cat teeth. The only way my human knew anything had changed was the day I chomped her finger!

Remember, even though you are young and tiny, you are in charge! Don't let your secrets slip away, and by all means don't let your human think they understand you!

Being cute and being inscrutible are your best moves! Keep up the good work!

- Signed, Winston Winkle Whitewall, who learned to type even though his human is wrapped around his little paw!