The perfect kitty? Wow that's tough!

Must be a minimum of 20 lbs.
Long silky non matting hair
I love the black and silver marble coloration
Black nose
Nawtee kitty at times (just to keep it fun and interesting)
Loves to be loved
Loves belly rubs and snuggles
Interacts with visitors!! Never hides so no one knows he exists!
Never makes a mess!
Never vomits!
Never misses the box or forgets to bury when done
Wait a minute this is a fantasy cat so...Never needs a litter box!!

Does anybody know where this big boy is????